Yes sir. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good.." So, chances are he heard our sons threat tonight as we rode home from McDonalds where Santa was walking around seeing the kids. Mind you, I think it was while we were listening to "Santa Claus is coming to town" he suddenly bursts out, "He better remember me or I'm not gonna believe in him anymore!" LOL! I wonder if he's worrying after the fiasco he put me through the other day (I posted it under jokes and humor). Kids. Where do they come up with this stuff! Kitten Whiskers===ho ho ho
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Boy threatens Santa........
by kitten whiskers inyes sir.
"he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good.." so, chances are he heard our sons threat tonight as we rode home from mcdonalds where santa was walking around seeing the kids.
mind you, i think it was while we were listening to "santa claus is coming to town" he suddenly bursts out, "he better remember me or i'm not gonna believe in him anymore!
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I had NO CLUE who this guy was. Did you? (Subway commercial)
by AlmostAtheist inthere have been a series of subway commercials airing lately with jared (the "lost weight eating sandwiches" subway spokesman) having a "more meat/less fat" argument with this other guy.
the other guy was a total unknown to me.
the commercial left me feeling like he was a somebody to somebody, just not to me.
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Hey! Go easy on poor Dave! If you don't remember, Fry was in the sleeping chamber for a thousand years before he woke up! How could he know? Kitten Whiskers P.S. Dave-I had no clue either. Thanks for the info. P.S. Dan the Man- that was hilarious!!!!!
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I think it has. I was looking for her too. But, it is christmas and she does have little ones. Hopefully she is just having a great time getting it all ready!!!! We miss you! So glad to see hubby on here on too! Kitten Whiskers
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Can I vent? Do Not Call List
by JWdaughter inno, not that one, the phone one.
i got a horrid, creepy telemarketing phone call from some guy (apparently-he never got to the alleged purpose of his call) this weekend.
he went on and on, calling me by my first name, asking how my husband was, chatting about this and that, and when i basically said-who are you-why are you calling?
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I am so sorry! I in no way meant to criticize you! Please, don't take it that way. I was being a smartallek. There are definitly those times the hair on the back of our necks stand up and we are on high alert! I am so sorry you went through such a traumatizing experience! That must have ruined your day. It is scary. I am glad you checked up on it and made sure it was a legit business!!!! And thank you for the southern "appropriate" terms of endearment! I really hadn't paid that close attention to the differences! I will say the most silver tongued devil I have met so far has been my insurance man!!!!! I guess that's expected-lol! Hugs to you as you come away from this!!! And apologies once again. Kitten Whiskers
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Gross things little boys did this morning..........calgon take me away!
by kitten whiskers inprepare to be grossed out.
if you've never been around little boys, you're gonna flip.
my kids had the neighbors over for a sleep over last night.
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Okay. Prepare to be grossed out. If you've never been around little boys, you're gonna flip.
My kids had the neighbors over for a sleep over last night. The girls ages 7and 9 are having fun cutting out christmas ornaments from construction paper. The boys ages 5 and 6 are playing nicely. No one is fighting. (The 7 year old girl and 5 year old boy are ours. The others are brother and sister from next door). This is a big accomplishment because usually after such a long play period there is chaos. Anyway,,,,,, I am happy everyone is having a great time. I let them play. The girls want to take showers but don't want to use the kids bathroom. It stinks they say. Can they use our bathroom in Master Bedroom. Okay. I go check the kids bathroom. Toilet has poo and hasn't been flushed. My son has a habit of forgetting to flush. (Created when I had to check every time he went for medical reasons, anyway, he still hasn't remembered to flush everytime now.) But it isn't his. Apparently the 6 year old doesn't remember either. Is this a boy thing? I figure it must be. I had no brothers to gross me out, so my son takes care of that now. So I tell them to flush. Then the girls say " The boy's bedroom stinks". Great. What now?
What do you suppose I find??????????? GROSS OUT WARNING: A car with a huge piece of poo on it sitting on his train table. OH MY GOD! What goes through kids heads? Evidently my son saw some kids at school do it to a toy in the boys bathroom, and then they took it back into the classroom and the teacher threw it away. So this is where the mastermind idea came from. Anyway they both point fingers at each other. You know it's never THEIR fault. To top it off I'm on the phone with my grandma when this is all unravelling before my eyes and I have to hang up before she hears how gross my son is. Needless to say, Mama ain't happy. They get a long lecture, stand in the corner and are now putting all the toys away.
Oh I forgot to mention, earlier I found a wet toy in our bathroom and threw that out because it had fallen in the toilet. I thought that was an honest mistake. I am afraid to ask now. I think they were preparing themselves to go where no toy has gone before. (At least in this house).
I can hardly wait to see the neighbor lady's reaction when they have to tell her what they did. These boys are not innocent. Well they are sweet and pretty good kids, but together they do some stupid things. They've jumped up and down on top of a car denting the roof and now this. I know the roof thing was the neighbor boys idea, I caught him on top of my van roof once (heartattack-if he fell on the concrete it could have killed him!) But this one was my boys bright idea. Please tell me this is just part of being boys. Like I said, I had no brothers and so this is my first go at what little things made of snips and snails and puppydog tails do. Hope it makes your day a little brighter knowing the crap you have to deal with today isn't as litteral as mine!
Kitten Whiskers
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Can I vent? Do Not Call List
by JWdaughter inno, not that one, the phone one.
i got a horrid, creepy telemarketing phone call from some guy (apparently-he never got to the alleged purpose of his call) this weekend.
he went on and on, calling me by my first name, asking how my husband was, chatting about this and that, and when i basically said-who are you-why are you calling?
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Sorry Darlin'! hehehehehe I couldn't resist. I think you'd hug me anyway! I am from the north and now living in the south. Big culture change in how many in business just let sweetie and darlin just roll out in conversation with someone they don't know. Hope that's all that was for you with his "sweetheart". Silvertongued devils. (It is nice now that I'm getting used it, the preacher even gives the ladies kisses on the cheek- grandfather like. I guess it beats being called ma'am. Children are strictly taught the "yes ma'am. No sir. And always call ladies "Miss Sarah" "Miss Ashley" ) I can share a horrible telemarketer story with you. When my husband and I were newly weds, we had a small tiff while I was cooking dinner. He was mad. I was mad. Phone rings. Telemarketer male. NOT friendly. Very ABUSIVE. Talked to me like if I didn't buy what he was selling he would keep harassing me until I did. Made me think of how the elderly get abused and scared by such jerks. Well, I hang up on him finally. Hubby asks who it was. I tell him about it and am kinda shook up by the experience. Well, he immediately calls back. Hubby answers. Hubby ripped him up one side and down the other. Made his own threats to the guy and it saved our night! Hubby used up all the pent in anger and I felt defended and taken care of. He never called again and we had a nice dinner! This pre-do-not-call days. Hope this helps. Maybe knowing there is more than one weirdo doing this though doesn't bring you any comfort. In that case, please forgive me dear. lol hope you don't mind my playfullness! Kitten Whiskers--a fellow phone victim
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First Post - Husband to MegsMomma... Just wanted to say THANKS!
by megsdaddy inabout me... i am not and never have been a jw.
i am married to an ex-jw.
i am an ex-southern babtist.
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Welcome Megsdaddy! Your wifey is so sweet, therefore, you must be too! So glad you joined up. It's fun to have your spouse on too and share the experience! Lots of warm wishes to you and yours and looking forward to seeing more from you! You both have gone through so much. Congratulations on being supports for each other.
Kitten Whiskers
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SAD NEWS. MY FATHER HAS DIED
by badboy inonly about 15 minutes ago, i learned that my father died up the hospital this morning.
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So sorry for you and your family. May your memories bring you peace. Kitten Whiskers
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My Baby Boy
by mrsjones5 injoshua is on his first fieldtrip.
his class is at the children's museum.
i know he will have a lot of fun.
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Mrsjones5, I am so glad you have this sweetie in your life. I am glad you are an appreciative mother and treasure the "I love you" better than all the diamonds in the world! I know you do. It melts a mothers heart, must be the closest thing to heaven. Love, Kitten Whiskers
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Judicial Committee Audio Recording
by Shaolu inabout a week ago i had my little meeting with "the bobs" (yuk yuk), and i got the whole thing digitally recorded.
it's available online, along with a written transcript here...
http://www.ichthusstudios.org/cults/jw/
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Wow Shaolu! I knew it got vicious back there, but whoa! I could hardly believe how you were able to keep yourself so calm in such a hostile environment. They weren't interested in helping you at all. I want to say I'm sorry, but then, I'm glad you're free from the lies too. So, congrats on even having the nerves to go. I feel so sorry for your poor friend who had to see it all. I guess he'll never become a JW now. Maybe you did him the best favor ever!
The discussion I had here in my own living room with an arrogant elder who loves power and a kid ministerial servant, I wasn't able to control myself so calmly!!! I think the poor kid was scared out of his wits when I read Deut. and talked about what is the use of dispensing old literature that has "old light" teachings in it? Isn't that like feeding people spoiled food? What is the sense? Thanks for the glimpse of the dreaded "back room meeting".
Kitten Whiskers